I have had the happy days theme song stuck in my head ALL day. Like, why?! I don't watch happy days. I don't secretly have the seasons on DVD and slip them in when no ones home. Do they even have the show on DVD? I don't secretly have a huge crush on 'the fonz' and hum the theme song to myself to fantasize about him. Why do i even know that name? I don't think i've EVER seen the show; not even for a second on TV Land, passing by on my way to TLC or ABC family. Get the fuck outta my head Happy Days.
Yesterday was an eventful day for so many reasons. For one, i fell in love with my 4th graders, and i don't typically like 4th graders, them specifically. It may have been because i felt high. I think it was either a mixture of no sleep+lots of caffeine, or the mary J i smoked before class(not really, i don't smoke). During the one-on-one time with my study child, we decided time that was dedicated to literacy activities would be better spent playing the game 'see who laughs first' while in an intense stare down, discussing our views of Miley Cyrus vs Hannah Montana, doing a failed attempt at a cartwheel in the hallway, and me accidentally calling cursive writing 'kinky'. Overall, I'd say we accomplished much more than intended.
I also ate some very questionable cottage cheese. I mean, what do expiration dates REALLY mean these days? I don't think cottage cheese even gets bad, but if it does, that cottage cheese was definitely bad. I was frightened for my life after i ate an ample amount and THEN saw the expiration date. I was like a walking suspense novel. Turns out, cottage cheese that is 3 weeks past its expiration date is still a healthy, tasty treat.
The hands down best part of my day was seeing Santa Claus by Wells Hall. I shit you not this man was Kris Kringle. White Hair, White Beard, Sack full of toys. He tried to play it cool with an ALL green sick jogging outfit. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME KRIS! clearly i slipped him my wish list for this Christmas and yelled 'wheres your reindeer fucker'.
bahahahahahahahahha
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