It's not you, it's me.

Blogger, we need to talk.




[hahaha i just found this blog post in my drafts from 2010 and this is all it said with that title]

Oh how i've missed you. It has been over 2 years since my last blog, and i need to apologize to my fan(s). I think i have had such an absence from blogger for a few reasons:

1. I don't sit at the library with extensive amounts of homework and a plan to procrastinate

2. My creativity really takes a hit when i don't have 17 redbulls running through my veins

3. I am putting most of my energy into pretending to be a grown up

 I am back in the blogging game because well..

1. Most of my days are just plain hilarious

2. I like numbered lists

3. My fan(s) requested my return

I hope you are ready to laugh, cry and to get a little bit silly! I'm back, and probably not better than ever!

xoxo

"i subconsciously wanted to lick your face"

Things i loved about today:

1. 9am class debate on a child with two mommies
2. using the phrase 'lesssbiiihonest' during that debate
3. 'accidentally' sitting on a complete strangers lap on the bus
4. being called a little boy because 'my life revolves around dinosaurs'
5. watching dinosaur eggs hatch in my dino oatmeal
6. ellie goulding
7. making someone laugh so hard they pee their pants
8. hearing graphic stories of all the other times this person has peed their pants
9. trueblood
10. offensive conversations with amelia..using sign language..while trueblood is paused.

I'm a firm believer in the beauty of the little things in life, and if vampires and the awkwardness of sitting on a strange man's lap can't bring you joy...i don't know what will.

oh and blogger, forgive me for being so negligent..i promise i'll be better.

xoxo

I got you dancin'

So me and robby had this sudden urge to make cookies, but not just any kind of cookies, oatmeal cookies, and not just any kind of oatmeal cookies, white chocolate cranberry oatmeal cookies. Why? i have no idea. We made a special trip to meijer to buy the appropriate ingredients, and now i have enough flour and sugar to last a lifetime of cookie fun.

omg fresh out the oven! they are sooooooo delish!


[side note]
i bought printer paper today and it came with 4 blue spruce seeds. "plant a tree today for a sustainable tomorrow" Oh sure, you prolly just killed a million trees making these 500 sheets of multipurpose paper that i will be printing out pointless lesson plans on, but sure i'll plant a spruce in a pot. i was SO stoked nonetheless.


okay, so i'm pretty sure chapstick has some sort of addictive substance in it. I apply it every 5 minutes, and that is no exaggeration. I forgot it in my apartment today when i went to friendshop, and i was a wreck. I was panicky and kept searching around in my pockets like a drug addict looking for that last meth crystal. Luckily one of the friendshop kid's mom had a tube that she was willing to share. Yes, i used a strangers chapstick. Don't judge me, i was having withdrawals.

xoxo

to blog or not to blog

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not to blog.

Blogosaurus Rex

Rawr. I'm at the library, yet again. There are two more weeks until finals, and i have a feeling i'm going to live here 78.9% of that time. I don't think i really want to discuss this semester ending because my whole world is basically graduating and leaving me. It's weird to think about life here without these two particular pieces of my world, and frankly i don't wanna think about it. Maybe i will blog about that later when i'm not in public and can comfortably sit in my room and cry about it.

So, me and amelia are sprawled out on this couch, clearly not doing any work, and look like absolute douche bags because we both happen to be wearing tiedye. Totally unplanned, and totally embarrassing.That's how amused i am about the situation. But, on a totally crafty note, i tie-dyed that shirt myself and loved every minute of it. I feel like i need to set aside more time for crafts. I want to be one of those cool moms with a big craft bin, and embroider dinosaurs on my crew neck sweaters that i wear to PTA meetings. Yeah i wanna be a teacher, but my passion is in my needlework.


I feel like i may overuse commas. I put them wherever i please, and sometimes they are just completely unneeded. If i had it my way, i would use at least 5 in every sentence, but that might be pushin' it. I would love to start using semicolons, but i would need a semicolon 101 course, and i am just not that committed to the usage of semicolons.

So today while we were suppose to be doing a literacy lesson, me and my 4th grade study child played the 'MASH' game, and don't pretend like you didn't play it all day every day in middle school.

She had never played before and went nutz at the idea when i told her about it, almost as nutz as i went when she showed me her new miley cyrus/hannah montana tee. She didn't quite get the rules at first, because the first time she picked her brother for one of the boys and ended up marrying him, but i don't judge. She made me play like 19 times, and she had different boys each time, whatta hussy! I got to get one turn in, and i can't wait for my future to unfold:

I am married to Justin Timberlake, live in a trailer, drive an icecream truck, and i am a singer. I have a hunch we may sing a duet on our wedding day.


'Drink that frosty, chugga freeze' totally just popped into my head!
Please tell me someone remembers the cartoon 'The Weekenders' Me and my brother use to watch it on 1 saturday morningggggg every week. I wish it was still on; i would totally still be a loyal watcher.

Did i just use that semicolon correctly?

xoxo

blogger's block

LoveBug20111989: oh and if you shit your pants you have to blog about it

hahahah classic. well, i didn't shit my pants..but i'm still gonna blog.

So i have lost all sense of time. I woke up at 3:30am this morning, like, for the day. I had been sleeping for over 12 hours because i crashed yesterday at about 3pm. It was suppose to be a power nap. It turned out to be an episode of naps gone wild. What the fuck am i suppose to do with myself when my day is my night and my night is my day? My roommate was passed out on the couch, and i wasn't about to sit there in the dark like a vampire. So i came to the library, clearly. I think i might find it oddly comforting here. It has become my new home. Despite the fact that my only human contact in the last 3 hours was the maintenance man on a ladder all up in the ceiling in my 'group study room', who was trying to make me giggle with weird inappropriate jokes. I should have asked him to stay and play.

Right there with my sense of time, i also lost my phone. I think they are forming some sort of boycott against me. I lost it in my sleep. I tried to find it when i woke up at 3am, but the search was done helen keller style. I couldn't see a thing it was so dark, so i was feeling around like i was trying to read braille. Obviously that did not go well.

I am drinking one of my new favorite beverage discoveries. I have become obsessed. It is Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai Tea.Sooooooo delish. I feel like i should get some sort of cut from Bolthouse for advertising it.....to my 2 blog followers.

I finally finished my project yesterday, and had to present it to my professor like 5 minutes after i finished. I was a nervous bervous, but it ended up being more like a date than a presentation. It was casual, we chatted about other things, i was weird and giggly because i have a big fat home wrecking crush on him. Clearly it went well. He told me to call him. Sure, he told that to everyone in my class and it was if we had any questions about our last project but still, the way he said it to me clearly insinuated that he wants me to be his baby momma. You weren't there, you don't know!

Welp, the sun is coming up now..guess its time for bed?

xoxo